River

Ask me things.   I like pokemon, video games, bears, adventure time, pretty things, doctor who, tattoos, bunnies, food, jersey shore, jenna marbles, the lonely island, robert pattinson, and shoes. If you like these things, we might get along. If you don't, you'll probably just want to leave now...

twitter.com/MissRiverSong:

    nedsseveredhead:

    I feel so proud when friends tell me their parents like me. Like damn right they do, I am a delight.

    (via hodgepodge-ofablog)

    — 1 day ago with 177540 notes
    duloxetine:

 

blackbarmitzvahs:
Can you imagine the conversation though?
Queen: I’m going
Chief of Staff: But, Your Majesty, the security risks…
Queen: I’m going I want cake 
Chief of Staff:
Queen: 
Chief of Staff: 
Queen: I want cake

    duloxetine:

     

    blackbarmitzvahs:

    Can you imagine the conversation though?

    Queen: I’m going

    Chief of Staff: But, Your Majesty, the security risks…

    Queen: I’m going I want cake 

    Chief of Staff:

    Queen: 

    Chief of Staff: 

    Queen: I want cake

    (Source: youknowyourebritishwhen, via fatpeoplemakemehappy)

    — 1 day ago with 314915 notes

    ccal:

    i wish i could just hire someone to make all my life decisions for me

    — 2 days ago with 115 notes